Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Peter and the Sheik

Suddenly, the cause of the Cronulla riots has been made clear to all of us, thanks to Mr Peter Costello.

(http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/sheik-falls-on-his-sword/2006/10/30/1162056926607.html)

It's all the fault of Sheik Taj el-Din al Hilaly.

Those beer-swilling drunks, can-throwing blondes and harrassers of young women of Middle Eastern appearances were all stirred by him.

And it was partly Paul Keating's fault too for letting him in twenty years ago. Anyone would have guessed what the Sheik was going to do in October 2006.

The cause of all our troubles are obvious. Especially when the Federal Elections are just round the corner and the polls are looking bad.

2 comments:

ausiroo said...

And what a great opportunity to introduce chaplains to schools.

Anonymous said...

As Malcolm Fraser said, or wards to that effect, I can feel a muslim election coming on.

kay